There's this bird, and every morning it enjoys to sing a catchy little jingle outside our window around 3am. Bird, what's the deal? Three in the morning on a weeknight is no time to perform a mating ritual. Let's face it, by the time last call comes around, if you still haven't hooked up with a chick you probably aren't going to. Cut your losses, go to bed, masturbate, and try again the next night. And stop WAKING ME UP AT 3AM!
Friday, May 23, 2008
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Must've followed you from Rose-Hulman ...
ReplyDeleteThats fucking hilarious... maybe the bird is waiting for you to help it, as it doesn't have hands....
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